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By unknown - 24/01/2010 15:27 - France

Today, my boyfriend told me he hasn't showered since our first date. We've been dating for three weeks. FML

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By Shelby - 14/08/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that he hasn't showered in over a week, because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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You deserved it 225

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By ShelbyIsAwesome - 04/03/2021 17:01

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML

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You deserved it 132

By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 09:16 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend hasn't showered in two weeks. He says he doesn't want his "manliness" to wash off. FML

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You deserved it 2 867

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 03:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that he can't remember the last time he took a shower. He then told me he doesn't see the "need" of taking showers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 183

You deserved it 4 937

Gross, dude

By smells like ass - 02/08/2020 23:03

Today, my boyfriend has only showered about three times since we’ve been on lockdown. Our whole place smells like a sewer main burst in a pro-sports locker room filled with sweaty nut sacks and dead feet. His excuse? "It’s not like we have anywhere to go babe." I can’t even eat around him. FML

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You deserved it 377

Gross dude, dude

By GhostPenguin - 08/10/2021 11:01 - United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML

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You deserved it 177

By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 755

You deserved it 39 848

By Anonymous - 21/01/2011 09:25 - Monaco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm "high maintenance." I'd only asked him to use deodorant and brush his teeth. He hasn't had a shower in over a week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 220

You deserved it 6 075

By uuuuugh - 21/01/2010 10:47 - United States

Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML

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You deserved it 7 581

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By umm yeah no! - 20/08/2021 13:59

Today, I had to have a serious talk with my new girlfriend about her terrible hygiene. In the two weeks we’ve been dating, she admitted to only having showered "once or twice." She doesn’t see a problem with this, even though the first (and last) time she came to my place, she smelled like death. FML

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HanaxD 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:12

Dear God your boyfriend is nasty. Btw, how couldn't you SMELL it?

beachycat 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:17

EW, you didn't notice? I hope you didn't do anything sexual with him.

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hockeyhouse 5

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:36

Gotta wonder how you haven't noticed.

Person1233 12

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:39

@ People saying how she hasn't noticed: the guy probably puts on a ton of cologne and shit to cover it up.

HeeeB21 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:43

I bet u two stink nuggets hooked up too ewwww, Holla

alexblue 5

Monday 25 January 2010 11:49

LOL :)

Pinkolulooo 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:49

Eww.

sarabear18 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:49

ewwww that's disgusting!

DovdGraaf 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:49

Oh.... why haven't you noticed? Break up or shower

Erindub 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:50

Eww gross. Why would you not shower for 3 weeks?! He sounds like a winner. Hold on tight to this one. Just don't inhale.

passinby 3

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:56

Yup, maybe he takes baths. ...Or your nose doesn't work right.

briansdae 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 20:58

I bet

FD929 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 21:11

wow FYL. You might wanna clean up down there.

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