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No it actually looks for the hormone HCG which is released when you're pregnant. Not progesterone or estrogen.

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Actually, a pregnancy test detects HCG, otherwise most females would test positive at different times in their cycle.

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Actually a pregnancy test checks for Human Chorionic Gonadotropine (the pregnancy hormone HCG) levels as low as 20 mIU/mL. If it tested for Estrogen and Progesterone, then it would read positive for nearly all females regardless of child bearing ability.

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Pretty sure a lot of people don't know how it works...anyone care to explain?? And I'm not talking abt just peeing on it.

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They work by picking up hormones released during pregnancy. It wouldn't work by detecting jizz since you don't even jizz into the urethra (pee hole).

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#s 25 & 51, A pregnancy test actually detects the hormone called human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG), which is secreted by the embryo do that it can keep a pregnancy going. (Corpius Leuteum can keep secreting hormones and keep a woman from menstruating and shedding her uterine wall... In a MALE, the urethra (pee hole) combines with the ductus deferens (vas deferens) right after the ejaculatory duct, so semen does actually pass through the urethra (prostatic urethra, membranous urethra and the

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Um, I meant to say tha acidity of urine would kill the sperm... Semen is the fluid (sperm, nutrients etc) containing sperm. Sperm is the actual cell... It's hard to think properly while typing on an iPod... And I put do instead of so somewhere in there, and of course I missed a ")" I took too long to edit, and I know grammar nazis will hound me for doing that... iPods are not the easiest thing to type scientific things on... As they keep wanting to autocorrect simple words like unfert

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75, I think 51 meant that the male doesn't jizz into the FEMALE's urethra, so when she PEES on the test strip there's no JIZZ in there... Nothing to do with the guy peeing. (And, I think we all know that I guy pees and shoots semen out of the same hole... :/ what other goddamn hole would it come out of? His ass?!? Jeeze....)

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Oh, WOW!!! Thanks 112, I completely misunderstood/misread his comment. Into, not out of... But hey, you learn something new every day anyway...for all we know, there could be someone on this site who didn't know which hole... (though if they did, I would wonder if they were even old enough to be on this site...and if in the desktop version, in the intimacy section...) Okay, so half of my comment was irrelevant...

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75- Your comment is too long for me to thumbs it up! I have to scroll up to hit the thumbs and it disappears when I touch the screen. Ohhh the frustration!

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Seems like your one to talk huh. From the 47 year old guy that has a picture of a penis as his profile pic. I guess you can't outgrow being a hater smh.

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you sir, are bloody rude. I'm special needs and neither of my parents were moronic. think about your comments before making them, you ignorant fool.

Thank goodness your boyfriend is not in possession of a uterus. Or else, this world would be one step closer to inevitable doom.

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Not in the modern world it couldn't. Natural selection has been replaced with government support and extensive medical care.

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I'm sure we're safe from his future children. He seems to busy trying to get pregnancy tests pregnant instead of women :P

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22 hit the nail right on the head. Anyone seen the movie idiocracy? That is where we are heading. Welfare cases and dumb asses are having kids like a fulltime job (especially since current gvmt will pay out like a fulltime job) while smart/successful people are waiting longer to have kids and may end up not being able to have any. Sad but VERY true.

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68, Idiocracy is a work of fiction. It assumes intelligence is completely genetic and that humans are incapable of free thought away from anything they've been programmed with by their parents. Also, only the western world would risk following this trend, many other countries are still very much about education and life success rather than laziness and welfare children. Anyone who references idiocracy like it's a prophecy needs to consider which side of the fence they're really on.

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