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This is both sad and creepy because the fact he remembers these things and not your birthday makes me wonder if he remembers past relationship's birthdays... Ew

Then he forgot your vagina's birthday, too (unless you are transsexual). What he did remember was his tongue's anniversary with your vagina. Do they make a greeting card for that?

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#9, No, I know they have belated birthday cards for deadbeats of all stripes. I meant do they have anniversary cards for pussy-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, etc? If not, I smell an opportunity!

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Billy Mays here with new revolutionary anniversary cards for pussy-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking for all your kinky celebrations. It could work, if the poor guy was still alive :/

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I would never break up with a guy for that. People have boundaries which ought to be respected. Example: fornicating in a vat of hamburger meat surpasses my boundaries, and my fiance would never break up with me over that because he respects me.

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79, Then clearly if this is something he needs in the relationship then breaking it off is the best thing for him. I doubt he would be your fiance if you didn't satisfy his needs. Yes, guys would be called assholes for this, unlike the women here who all seem to be thumbed up. This doesn't mean any guys would be wrong for doing this though, rather it just shows how fucked up your opinions are of men in relationships.

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79: Your point is decent, but your example is ludicrous. How do you compare a very common sexual act with a made-up taboo that violates serious health and safety standards?

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