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By me / Sunday 19 February 2012 11:37 / Australia
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By  fthislyfe  |  22

Still a better love story that twilight

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  nalia18  |  8

This is both sad and creepy because the fact he remembers these things and not your birthday makes me wonder if he remembers past relationship's birthdays... Ew

By  perdix  |  29

Then he forgot your vagina's birthday, too (unless you are transsexual). What he did remember was his tongue's anniversary with your vagina. Do they make a greeting card for that?

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  Cobro  |  5

Hallmark might have one in their 'deadbeat boyfriend' section.

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  perdix  |  29

#9, No, I know they have belated birthday cards for deadbeats of all stripes. I meant do they have anniversary cards for pussy-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking, etc? If not, I smell an opportunity!

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  crimsonprodigy  |  15

Billy Mays here with new revolutionary anniversary cards for pussy-eating, cock-sucking, butt-fucking for all your kinky celebrations. It could work, if the poor guy was still alive :/

By  d3sigN8t3dDruNk  |  1

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By  fthislyfe  |  22

Still a better love story that twilight

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  elena96  |  0

Twilights way better!

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  elena96  |  0

Twilights awesome

By  David199619  |  6

Where did my comment go?

By  Mannie27  |  0

That's disturbing. You should slap some sense into him

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  drawmesunshine  |  17

I would never break up with a guy for that. People have boundaries which ought to be respected. Example: fornicating in a vat of hamburger meat surpasses my boundaries, and my fiance would never break up with me over that because he respects me.

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  downtime  |  12

79, Then clearly if this is something he needs in the relationship then breaking it off is the best thing for him. I doubt he would be your fiance if you didn't satisfy his needs. Yes, guys would be called assholes for this, unlike the women here who all seem to be thumbed up. This doesn't mean any guys would be wrong for doing this though, rather it just shows how fucked up your opinions are of men in relationships.

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  drawmesunshine  |  17

If a little tongue action is that important and you care enough about your partner, the best course of action would be to work with your partner to expand their horizons.

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  ohSNAPyall  |  26

79: Your point is decent, but your example is ludicrous. How do you compare a very common sexual act with a made-up taboo that violates serious health and safety standards?

By  ScarletBloom  |  14

He loves your virginal more than you. Be careful when you break up with him. He may cut it away.

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