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By Anonymous - / Monday 15 March 2010 02:17 / United States
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I think it was more the combination of both. he thought it would be easier to crouch. she thought it would be easier to jump harder. neither were a necessity to do it, just ways to make it easier. both combined resulted in a faceplant

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121............... no comment... as for the fml.....ROFLMFAO YDI FOR NOT SIMPLY CLIMBIN ON HIM 

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no offense but this is a bad fml cuz at least u have a nice boyfriend i mean he offered to carry u over the mudd....now id he lmaoed it wud hv been different

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shouldve sparyed him back dumbass and if his mom said WTF spary her ass too for fucking letting her son pump the gas and tge answering her phone so I'm this case fuck the both of u

yes, but I don't think a four year old would have a boyfriend snicks, I'm assuming that it's no different now as well?

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and when you're little it's not as heavy as when you're older duh when you jump on a person (towards the head) with little balance it's hard not to fall face first

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30- I think the point is that, as it turns out, she didn't need to jump that hard because she ended up jumping right over him.

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hummm....when...you're....little....you....weigh....less....so....the....loss...of...balance....really...doesn't....affect....you....as...much....as..when....you're....older....it's really easy to go face first when you have an adult (where most of the weight is at the head note:face first) not a three feet four year old(where all the weight is on the back)!!!!

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I assume the poster means that as a four year old, you probably weighed somewhere from 20 to 45 pounds. It's a lot easier to push 20 pounds into the air than 120. Remember how when you were a child you would climb/jump off everything and how easy it was to scamper right up something? You probably can't pull a lot of that off now, because while you may have gotten stronger overall you know have a lot more bodyweight to pull around. Also, being lighter means that even if you don't exactly grab

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shut the fuck up Snickerdoodles. You're obviously childish enough to have a name like that.

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just change it and maybe you'd be taken more seriously, not be thought of as bratty and a smartass

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ohh shut the fuck up grow alittle more then talk about maturity you think you so grown up just shut up you're a little bitch who thinks she knows everything just because you can only use a story of when you were four to compare to the ops

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Hahahaha Snickerdoodles, your comments make Fmylife.com all the more better. BUT, I'd rather have some type using ellipses than tYpE liK dHiS.! or liek dis. That's even worse. way worse. It's bad grammar and spelling combined. I agree with you on the fml part though.  

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She can do what she wants. You don't control this website and you're clearly not an English teacher so fuck off.

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Oi Snick, how about you STFU? Just because you have frog-like jumping skills does not mean the rest of the world has it too >:( I'm 5'4 and I can't get onto my friend's back without him crouching (he's 6'4) and I still have to jump up to get on. Also, the OP's story is not really fake, many people can overshoot it, who knows, maybe she also have frog-like skills like Snick does. Like I say, the world ain't perfect, why try to make it that way. Btw OP this story is really funny, I hope you

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snick, I think hoolie06 is on point She may have jumped extra hard but it turns out she didn't need to. She may not have realized that (inexperienced piggy back rider)

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ohh shit the fuck up go get laid so atlaest I'm with the guy who I lost my virginity to and had a baby with and you stupid dumbass CRUZ is the name of my husband wow you're so smart and I don't think that an unmarried guy should be talking of you can't even get a girl so just shut the fuck up

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Lmao awww.. I laughed but that's balls OP. At least it was a nice offer? lmao. oh nooo this wasn't meant to be a reply to anything. whoops.

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