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By NoPurpleSkittle - 14/01/2016 05:21 - United States - Las Vegas
Today, my boyfriend of currently five months, and I were getting intimate. It's defiantly not our first time, so we get to it. My stepmother (upstairs in her bedroom) opens the door to do laundry. We get up, dressed quickly while she shouts down the stairs "You don't have to run, I can hear you" FML