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By ihatelife - 09/06/2016 02:08 - United States - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year now broke up with me because his friends were making fun of him for dating me. He literally tells me "I can't handle being made fun of this much" FML

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cheyluvsturtles 30

Thursday 9 June 2016 10:22

That makes no sense. All guys do that. It's usually a joke

iamdman 22

Thursday 9 June 2016 12:56

the more they tease the more jealous they are. Sounds like your awesome. Guys typically keep quiet about the crazy or strange ones.

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cheyluvsturtles 30

Thursday 9 June 2016 10:22

That makes no sense. All guys do that. It's usually a joke

iamdman 22

Thursday 9 June 2016 12:56

the more they tease the more jealous they are. Sounds like your awesome. Guys typically keep quiet about the crazy or strange ones.

Emma1562 35

Friday 10 June 2016 6:39

Wow

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