By BleakExpectations - 12/03/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years revealed he'd got me a complete collection of Charles Dickens' novels for £3 from a charity shop. He was particularly proud as he said it meant he could give me one for Christmas and my birthday each year, thus avoiding having to buy me presents for the next 15+ years. FML
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OlRed 28

Well look at the upside, at least he fully plans on sticking around for another 15 years.

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RichardPencil 30

He'll keep "A Christmas Carol" because his hero is Ebeneezer Scrooge. "Are there no prisons? Are there no work houses?"

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interesting33 36

buy it yourself and he'll have to give you something else

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tj4234 35

Might be cheap, but those are really good novels. They are a bit wordy, but worth it when you get into them.

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sasquatchius 3

Get pregnant then break up with him. He'll have to pay child support for 18+ years. Ultimate revenge.

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Jacobus_G 3

overheard in a relationship seminar question was what's the most important thing in a relationship answer ( from the row behind me) jewelry

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Jez Nepinak 4

you seem kinda spoiled. I would love a book for ever occasion.

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Scáthach_1699204304 5

I mean...do you not like Dickens?

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