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By Lickmylovepump - / Thursday 19 January 2012 04:09 / United States
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This is one of the very, very few FML's I actually laughed out loud at. I'm sorry, but imagining the embarrassment you cost your BF is just fucking hilarious, yet sad. LOL. :D

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  PaulB123  |  11

69-(the number is a little ironic here, lol).. But your saying there are entire companies with the goal to make phone sex better? I don't understand how this idea could be the basis of a company; what do they sell, apple products? On an off note, he probably didn't pick up because he was trying to do to himself in the bathroom what you didn't do for him!

By  YaboyVinnie  |  17

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  Mitcha857  |  0

I feel for OP'S boyfriend but I don't blame her. It sounds like he really isn't too suave with dirty talk. "lick my love pump" is about as effective as saying "slide down my tromboner" not too suave sir!

By  WCARlover  |  34

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  WCARlover  |  34

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  emilyjgraham  |  34

his girlfriend embarrassed and upset him, plenty of people choose not to speak to the person who've they've been upset by if they keep calling them. op could have just said it wasn't working instead of laughing, I know I'd be horrified if he laughed at me for something like that.

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  WCARlover  |  34

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  wehn92  |  10

Obviously you know nothing, she was being childish and immature there's nothing wrong with your partner trying to spice things up, she was the idiotic one for laughing ...

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  bamagrl410  |  31

Phone sex just doesn't work for some people. Yea, it sucks that she ended up laughing. But she probably wanted to try instead of tell him it wasn't working. Which she did, and unfortunately ended up with a less-than-welcome reaction. It's not like she purposely laughed to be mean or make fun of him. He just has a bruised ego and it'll take some time & making up for it in other ways to remedy the situation.

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  puppypuncher  |  5

60- Phone sex may not work out for some people, but OP shouldn't have laughed. She should have had some self control instead of embarrassing her partner. It is possible to mute the phone or even pull yourself together and explain that you aren't enjoying yourself. Of course she got a less-than-welcome reaction. Her boyfriend was trying to please her and gets laughed at. She chose to laugh despite what her boyfriend would have felt, and that's why she deserves it.

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  Yodaevil  |  4

Maybe he wouldn't answer the phone cause he was rubbin one out? He was obviously in the mood... And it takes more than that to turn a man off... Or he may be looking for a more thoughtful girlfriend. Most women would be happy that their man would rather have phone sex than running around on them. My thought, op is young and immature, not thinking about her action.

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  tanneriscool  |  2

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  sodapop19  |  5

There is nothing wrong with him it is her she should have played along at the least not laugh anybody would do the same girls do it all the time so guys can too I would bet you have ignored someone for a reason

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  nahbean13  |  3

In a healthy relationship, it's ok to be honest, even if it means laughing. Laughter is healthy. I know my boyfriend's laughed at me when I've tried too hard to be cute and it didn't work and visa versa. Don't take yourself so seriously and laugh with each other; it'll be ok. :)

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  downtime  |  12

6, Why does being a guy make it a different situation? It doesn't matter what the gender is, that shit is cringe-worthy. Should have pretended something came up and GTFO.

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