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By Ifuckedthefeartu - 26/01/2016 16:33 - United States - Round Hill
Today, my boyfriend insisted on going down on me. However, about a quarter of the way through, he stopped, looked me in the eye rather fearfully, and said "can my saliva get you pregnant"?...he's 21. FML