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By wow - / Thursday 14 March 2013 15:43 / United States - Gilbert
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By  malkavian_mad  |  13

I would dump him.

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By  malkavian_mad  |  13

I would dump him.

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  Bakarra  |  22

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  kyarush  |  10

It happens though, imagine the insecurity that would follow from something like that happening..

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  folgy  |  10

I have to agree with 1 on this. Hopefully he has been wrapping the willy when you guys do the sexy time don't need anymore dumbasses in the works today. You go enjoy yourself sister.

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  OriginalimoaN  |  15

It DOES happen 44! Then those stupid skanks ruin perfectly good guys, and those guys end up not trusting their future gf's to go to girl sleepovers. True story there.

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  garrett1999o3  |  16

I showed 2 girls 1 cup to my friends once.I never watched it.Only them!>:D (you might think it's cruel but when i was sleeping they put my hand in you-know-where...)

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  OriginalimoaN  |  15

Wth 112?? Clearly, with 77 posts I didn't JUST create this account for any reason. And straight girls can be super skanks and mess around with girls just cuz that's what skanks do.

By  Zeurakules  |  5

Install a internet filter!

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  tararochelle  |  18

Was correcting the comment really necessary?? It's not that big of a deal. The whole grammar nazi thing is getting kind of annoying!

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She's his girlfriend, not his mom! Let the poor boy watch his porn in peace haha

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  tmmundy  |  17

61...I think you missed the whole point of the FML, maybe you should trying reading it again.

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  lilhellian  |  26

For one example. I had linux on a flash drive and booted into at school because I wanted to play around with it.. I discovered a tool or two that help me bypass the decent filter my school has..

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  Soloman212  |  28

"If have to" -> "I would" ... Non sequitur.

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  Shrike  |  22

^ Oh for fuck's sake, HereticalHomo. Do you have to try to turn EVERYTHING into an issue of homophobia? Can't you comment on anything else? People like you are the worst possible advertisement for the LGBT community, I swear. Now, the problem with her experimenting is that she's in an obviously monogamous relationship. That said, the guy's an abusive fuckhead and should be dumped ASAP.

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150, I think you're missing the sarcasm. They do that will all their comments. They mention homophobia (or anything lgbt related) but they're not seriously saying that homophobia is the real issue

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  Shrike  |  22

Woah there, HereticalHomo. No need for insults, you dramatic fuckball. Haha, just kidding! You really will find any excuse to play the poor, oppressed, objectified... whatever you are. I can't even remember the ludicrously hipster-ish labels you wrote on your profile. Anyone in their right mind would automatically assume you're a troll, based on that ridiculous mess of stereotypes. Seriously, none are so pathetic as the people who define themselves based on race, sexuality, etc. No, the guy's hostility isn't to lesbianism, it's to the moronic belief that she'll CHEAT ON HIM. Am I getting through to you here? Or are you going to start ranting again, implying that I'm somehow a homophobe? Newsflash, I'm part of that LGBT community I mentioned. I guess that makes you a homophobe now, since you're disagreeing with me. At least according to your own logic. Well done!

By  priceyfml  |  7

In my book it's not cheating if its with a girl

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Calm down everyone. Some guys feel that a girl with another girl isn't cheating, some guys feel that it is cheating. It's a matter of opinion, that's all. Just because someone's opinion differs from your opinion of a scenario, doesn't mean their viewpoint is wrong. It just means they feel differently about it than you feel.

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  kurodansei  |  15

Eatings Not Cheating lol I like that. I'm gonna use that one. Also thank you previous commenter for your perfectly level headed defense. If my girlfriend slept with another girl. I'd be cool withit.

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  23Z9TZO  |  18

Most people don't understand awesome circumstances when they see one, having a girl into that kinda stuff would be pretty damn awesome

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  SunAndMoon427  |  12

174...to you it is, but not to everyone. I know my boyfriend said if I hooked up with a girl he wouldn't see that as cheating, where as I do because I do share your view that anyone, guy or girl, is cheating, but some guys don't see it like that. That isn't wrong at all, that's how they handle their relationships and ya know what, as people, we all have a right to chose what works for us in relationships

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Too funny! I wonder how common the reverse of that logic holds true. How many girls would be cool if their bf messed around with a guy and say they didn't consider it cheating? Another double standard?

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  Pootato  |  7

Just because a woman likes sleeping with women, that doesn't mean she's not monogamous. I wouldn't sleep with a girl, even if my partner were okay with it. And even if I did want to, there's no reason to think that the other girl would be okay with my partner watching or joining in, so there's no reason to think there'd be any benefit for him at all.

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  isallwaysme  |  27

Saw* not seen, sorry its a pet peeve of mine when people say "seen" instead of "saw."

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#84 I don't know why you got "thumbed down" for your comment. It's a pet peeve of mine also. It does say in the FML rules to watch your grammatical errors in your post. Obviously small ones happen, especially on a mobile app, but I agree in correcting one that is so blatantly obvious.

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  Catkam623  |  27

Here just for fun lets make seen work he's which is what I'm sure he meant to write there is really no point to correcting someone for their bad typing or misuse of grammar.

By  jem970  |  19

Can you blame him? Thats a legitimate concern! In his dreams except he's there participating. Sit down and have a serious conversation about his trust isses.

By  SuperKnuckels  |  6

hes got you, why blame porn for it. unless your relationship isnt doing well.

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  tararochelle  |  18

Jigglypuff, I don't know if you have read the news lately, but the amount of teachers hooking up with students is crazy!! So, that situation is pretty believable!!

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  perdix  |  29

#9, harumph! I had a sexy teacher in a short skirt seductively ask me to stay after school to "bang her erasers." It turned out she literally wanted me to bang her erasers! Chalk dust, dammit, chalk dust!!!

By  amykins11  |  6

I'm really unsure why he's upset if he thinks that's what's going to happen...surprised he isn't demanding video...are your friends unattractive

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  420Zombie  |  17

that's because if she ate the pizza every time, she wouldn't be able to pay for it with her body anymore. as she would be fat as shit. ain't no pizza guys got any time for dat!

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