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By hungry - 18/08/2016 16:17 - New Zealand - North Shore

Today, my boyfriend found cake in my belly button. FML

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:25

Please tell me he didn't eat it.

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:25

Please tell me he didn't eat it.

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