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By ButtWorthSingingBout - 01/01/2015 18:16 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 20:12 - Canada

Today, after practicing a song for my girlfriend on guitar all day, I called her over to my house to show it to her. After a long speech about how "this is for you," I played for about 3 seconds before I broke a string, which slapped her in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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By nicrus - 15/09/2016 20:13 - Norway

Today, my girlfriend and her mother bought a hanger for my $2000 guitar as a birthday present. They wanted to surprise me by hanging it on the wall. They screwed it upside down, so before I came home it fell off and my guitar broke. FML

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By tommy - 20/12/2011 22:41 - United States

Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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By FML4evs - 10/04/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2021 14:00 - United States - Shingle Springs

Today, I have a new guitar on its way. I forgot to make up a story, so now my wife won't be happy. FML

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By DepressedCellist - 27/09/2018 12:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had band practice for our duo. I've been playing cello for almost a year and wanted to incorporate it. He picked it up for pretty much the first time and sounded surprisingly good. I was excited until I realized he sounded better than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2011 23:02 - Canada

Today, my fiancé played Rockband drums from the bathroom while taking a crap. He actually managed to properly hit notes. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I came home and was greeted by my dad telling me that he pawned my guitar for gas money. FML

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iTzSelverZz 14

Friday 2 January 2015 9:22

Butt was it good?

Llama24 14

Friday 2 January 2015 9:20

He's a keeper

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Jinxsie 27

Friday 2 January 2015 9:45

OP didn't break the guitar. The boyfriend did. OP just bought a new one.

PikidiliJo 12

Friday 2 January 2015 9:45

Sounds like hes a bit of an ass

Jinxsie 27

Friday 2 January 2015 9:48

I can't tell if you're using a pun or being a buttwipe.

SuperMew 22

Friday 2 January 2015 9:49

Was it complimentary? Some people pay more than that in therapy, so at least you know your ass is worthy of musical accolades.

fractured_ 22

Friday 2 January 2015 9:57

...at least he cares?

Jasim 17

Friday 2 January 2015 10:04

He's funny. What's the problem?

zeemonster424 15

Friday 2 January 2015 10:30

Some of the most successful songs are about butts... Maybe you have yourself a musical genius in disguise!

Curtis66 19

Friday 2 January 2015 10:31

Butt was it worth it?

DevinCam03 14

Friday 2 January 2015 11:13

Whats wrong with that?

k8Pluss 8

Friday 2 January 2015 11:33

Inspiration al and comes from somewhere

slynoble32 11

Friday 2 January 2015 12:29

The booty is something you cherish! Something you love! Something that no song could fully show the amount of love we have for the booty

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