By Embarrassed - 04/02/2011 00:28

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Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML
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beccusmaximus 0

And I wonder what kind of idiot he looks like when he has an ******. No one looks cool, I promise.

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DaveOnDope 4

I'd get a second opinion.

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thatgirl0691 0

i'm sorry, but its one of my pet peeves when people say things like this.. it's really not funny and offends sooo many people

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ollallie 0

I hope you get to see my brother this is him <=== his name is John Michael

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eternalsunlight 5

Omg!! Same! I particularly hate the casual use of the word retarded. I hear so many people saying it!! It is so rude and offensive!

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taylorleigh2196 0

me too, that word is one of the worst words to use ever..

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Froz3narr0w 0

80, stop being retarded.

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Katy228 0

he Is the sweetest cutest young boy I have seen in a while bless him. I also disagree with these kind of fmls this is bassically insulting these lovely children

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maxair14 0

#80 yea I hear alot of people say retard too but almost 90% of the time when they say it they arn't referring to an actual retard

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natalie_ays 0

@159: XD Way to keep it classy.

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GangstaGalahleio 0

your bf has serious problems. he shouldnt make fun of people with DS, I grew up with one of my friend's brother that has that and he may have DS but he has a job and everything. he should think about it too because someone close to him or his future children could be diagnosed with it. just sayinn.

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DIZZYDEZ34 0

he never made fun of anyone with DS. he simply said tht she looked like a DS child when she climaxed. he was just stating in his mind what he thought was a fact. u taking tht as an insult to DS ppl is the real insult becuz u assume tht he meant tht in a negative way. so tht just shows tht u think tht DS is a negative thing. just sayin

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vanillagirl 0

nA... nigga thought he was funny. it ain't funny.

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ollallie 0

exactly my point and it's while she is having an ****** ( a point where ur face may not be at it's prettiest ) that he states she looks like a ds

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RedPillSucks 31

Well, he did laugh. I'd say that indicated he was making fun. If he'd made a spur of the moment comment without the laughter then I could see the argument that it wasn't clear that he was making fun.

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wtfsnickers 1

kegel exercises ha won't laugh when u are squeezing the hell out of his ****

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KayyLily 0

that's do ******* bogus!! I'd punch him in the balls... fyl op.

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KaylaBrookeVise 0

I agree with most of the people on here about the DS, but y'all are all attacking him when she's the one who said FML for looking like that. He just thought it was funny...just thought I would point that out!

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usmcFML4life 0

give me a couple hours and I'll give you an ****** op, and i won't say a word about your o face ;)

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RedPillSucks 31

A couple of hours!!?? What woman wants to wait that long? The only reason women don't want quick sex is because guys usually come first and then stop. I guarantee you that if you could get a woman to ****** in the first minute, she wouldn't mind if you only lasted three minutes, and she would love a quicky.

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attatood 8

Not like we want to stop, just that it's tough to keep going when things go all soft and goopy, you know?

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LoveMySoldier82 0

An hour at a time max. Nothing worse than cooch chafe.

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SchiTzenGiglez 0

yea holy shit a couple hours? just for one ******? should be 3 orgasms with the big climax at the end, in a half hour. Play that p***y like a fiddle. or master the way of the Jedi, use that saber for what it's meant for and destroy that sith

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buckie123 3

who cares how you look, it's the feeling that counts! if twirling your arms in the air and howling at the moon makes a better ******-by all means do it!

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn. I'd actually pay money to see that.

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