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By Anonymous - / Friday 23 August 2013 23:30 / United States
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By  Nyx_fml  |  23

Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

By  dinosxxrawr  |  22

he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

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By  Nyx_fml  |  23

Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

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  TrueTriage  |  16

I feel like this is a reference to a YouTube video... If the vibrator tells you that you're not cuddling enough might want to be careful

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  Black_Rose97  |  9

well aint that a pain in the ass..

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  nurchok  |  15

#45, that and his hand :)

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I left my fiancée for the same reason. Of course, she was moaning out another man's name, recording the audio, and sending it to him, so the circumstances might be slightly different.

By  dinosxxrawr  |  22

he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

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  fml121785  |  14

Sounds like you've been with the wrong men #2!... I don't know about you, but I've never had a vibrator slam me against a wall while kissing me passionately and run its fingers through my hair as it enters me.... Think you have your state my backwards! They are handy if you just want to get one off real quick before work though! ;)

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  iBanana  |  17

^^^^^ I feel as if I'm reading an excerpt from 50 Shades of Crazysexualencounters... I mean Grey. Or Gray? Wait- is it... What's the difference between Grey and Gray? Good God I've never realized there are two grays... Two Greys.. **** I give up.

By  Dodge4x4Ram  |  46

he did you a favor

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  AshaaFerreira  |  22

Actually 102 the bullets are for play with your clit a dildo or vibrator is what women use for internal pleasure.... But good job any ways :)

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  gottageek  |  17

104, there are also bullets designed for internal, not just for clits. I'd say thanks for playing as well, but where you weren't aware, I can't be sure you do.

By  yankeesfancg  |  13

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  golden_warrior  |  23

40 - sorry to break it to you but you and your boy friend are freaks. It's not a bad thing though.

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  iAlissa  |  34

#51, they're just happily engaging in sexual activities alone and together. I find that completely normal. Plus, are you going to sit there and tell me you don't watch porn?

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  AshaaFerreira  |  22

50 that doesn't make then freaks, that make sexually active and it's great for a relationship o be that open with each other! I find that when a couple watch porn together and are open about sexual fantasies that the relationship is stronger.

By  iisisaac  |  9

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  hcollins1  |  18

I know of plenty of people in relationships that use toys/masturbate in their own time and have great relationships. Just because you're in a relationship doesn't mean you're restricted to just having sex with that person and can't do anything with yourself! Hell, they could've used the vibrator when they were having sex!

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  qjdb  |  8

Obviously they should have. Some guys just don't get it that if they use the vibe, there's actually less stress on them to perform and get all tongue twisted. Though something tells me this doofus probably didn't do that either.

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