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By not the scalpel - / Saturday 15 September 2012 07:36 / United States - Paso Robles
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By  DocBastard  |  38

Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.

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By  ChampionKO  |  6

Kinky...

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  mowmowlife  |  21

Why is everybody getting so huffy with the dislikes? It's funny. Somehow someone is attracted to the idea of sleek hospitalware. Maybe like another would to garage hardware tools. I personally think the former is cooler

By  ieatpikmin  |  0

Cuz you dig in him like a boss.

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Nice one haha

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  Psych101  |  9

Seriously though, how would that even work? What could you possibly do with a scalpel? Just so everyone knows, that was a rhetorical question. Please don't tell me what the answer is; I don't think I wanna know.

By  courtz94  |  24

This could be good or bad, but it doesn't looking you're gonna find out. Try not to worry about it, or keep trying to coax it out of him.

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And that "doesn't" part…

By  MrElephant  |  5

Maybe his other girlfriend's name is Scalpel.

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  mowmowlife  |  21

Lame jokes are great. I don't see what everybody's getting huffy about with the dislikes

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I thought it was funny... probably because of the sheer impossibility that his other girlfriend's name is Scalpel. (If he even has another girlfriend.) Sounds like something the 'idiot' character in Monty Python would say. :p

By  DocBastard  |  38

Let's cut to the chase - he doesn't sound very sharp. I may be walking a razor-thin line here, but you need to get to the bottom of this immediately. Maybe he just blade a game with you, but it might go deeper than that.

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I think Doc's just trying to hide the truth behind so many puns... We all know this is a post dated FML that his Wife wrote from when they were dating during his residency. Did you at least apologize & promise to find another time to study?

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  gc327072  |  29

>finds you in Mumbai >Shoots your car, you drive off a bridge and into a river >My agents chase you around the globe >Becomes movie >mfw The Bourne Supremacy

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