By Anonymous - 07/06/2016 07:45

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom and proudly showed me how far back he could stand from the toilet while he peed. Unfortunately, he got distracted and peed all over the floor I had mopped just an hour before. FML
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sparkledoge 29

That's when you ask him how fast he thinks he can mop a floor.

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IssacB 14

Lol your boyfriend's an idiot. He'd have to walk forward anyway, bc the pee stream dwindles. Just stay peeing close to the toilet, smh.

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Lalala579121 27

Well the Olympics are just starting, so maybe he's trying to make a new sport.

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ThrottleJockey 35

You might have to check the "athletes" for penile enhancing drugs.

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Migole 36

I'm so glad my boyfriend sits down while peeing when I read shit like this. But he's the one responsible for cleaning the bathroom anyway.

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jcash52426 5

I think the question everyone wants to know is how far Back did he get before he peed all over the floor!?!?!?

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samlovesham1234 9

And this is most likely the reason why there is always a piss puddle under every urinal and toilet in the men's washroom. Why must they act like animals?

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MysteryGuest214 10

You deserved for dating an infant. Now do the right thing and don't reproduce.

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