Today my boyfriend called and said he wants us to take a two...

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By Cyndy - 09/11/2017 05:12

Today my boyfriend called and said he wants us to take a two year break. His friend just texted me and said my boyfriend is engaged to be married next month, to his old high school flame.

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Mynxie 26

Friday 10 November 2017 20:11

The fact he gave a time duration of the break should have been a sign. Though, why two years? Sorry OP

Barbara Kendall 8

Saturday 11 November 2017 0:56

Yeah, I know. I thought that was bizarre too.

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Mynxie 26

Friday 10 November 2017 20:11

The fact he gave a time duration of the break should have been a sign. Though, why two years? Sorry OP

Barbara Kendall 8

Saturday 11 November 2017 0:56

Yeah, I know. I thought that was bizarre too.

interesting33 36

Saturday 11 November 2017 12:18

a two year break?; that's ridiculous. I think he is stringing you along OP and it might be best to dump him

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