Love: Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of how close I am... - FML

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By dodgedabullet - 04/05/2016 00:52 - United States - Appleton

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because of how close I am to my male best friend. This would be understandable, if he was worried about us having feelings for each other. But that's not why he dumped me, it's because my best friend is gay, and he's homophobic. FML.

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baka4815 21

Thursday 5 May 2016 7:21

Better off without him, now that he's shown his true colors.

blackjackandcoke 9

Thursday 5 May 2016 7:50

Honestly, you dodged a huge bullet.

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baka4815 21

Thursday 5 May 2016 7:21

Better off without him, now that he's shown his true colors.

blackjackandcoke 9

Thursday 5 May 2016 7:50

Honestly, you dodged a huge bullet.

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