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By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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By Babygirl - 17/05/2010 23:01 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? He said his mom didn't want us together anymore. His mom died three years ago. FML

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By not good enough - 27/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Apparently, he spoke with my mom and the fact that she wants me dead is a huge red flag. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 23:20 - Sri Lanka - Piliyandala

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 02:23 - United States - Kansas City

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 08:04 - Estonia

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. I tried to hide my sadness from my mom. She still noticed, and tried to cheer me up. She took me to a funeral. FML

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By nadette - 25/05/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She told me that her father didn't approve of me and forced her out of the relationship. Her father died 2 years ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2015 06:13 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wasn't feeling our two-month relationship was up to par with his parents' 30-year marriage, and, furthermore, I wasn't similar enough to his mother. FML

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By fucklife - 16/04/2013 18:13 - United States - Washington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML

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By iGotSkill - 31/10/2009 01:32 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her mom who had passed away years ago told her that I was cheating on her, telepathically. FML

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By dumped - 22/06/2019 01:18 - United Kingdom - Wigan

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. How? He invited my mother to his house for coffee with his parents, and told her. She then had to come home and tell me I’d been dumped. FML

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Top comments

destr0yer 7

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he doesnt like you.

GrahamAker 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:48

maybe he a ghost whisperer? Idk

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sara_saturday 5

Friday 8 July 2011 5:52

he's just not that into you "/

ilovecookies83 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

Move on and find someone who isn't a douche bag who blame your deceased mother! Your'll be better without him!

no65438 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:53

that's a greaaattt excuse. not. well anyway your better without him(:

moneygod 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:08

so true

bigbadjake 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:15

ur hot! ur bf is a lucky guy haha

italianbby 11

Friday 8 July 2011 6:47

hahaha that is NOT you in the blue, otherwise I've seen you on a **** pop up.

italianbby 11

Friday 8 July 2011 7:18

hahahaha! that made me laugh. oh well!

xGemmi 0

Friday 8 July 2011 7:56

I'm sure "she" is most likely a "male"

LaughinStock 16

Friday 8 July 2011 11:38

i'm sure most of the "she's" on this website are males

spazmattic 0

Friday 8 July 2011 12:44

I

spazmattic 0

Friday 8 July 2011 12:48

I thumbs downed my own comment because it didn't complete somehow. It was: I 'less than three three three' my boyfriend too- oh, and attention from people online via posing as a hot chick.

Bdubwv87 0

Friday 8 July 2011 13:26

Nice rack

bichtygurl 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:37

yur a ****** dumbass

bichtygurl 0

Friday 8 July 2011 20:44

the chick on the pic is who I'm talkin bout ha

incrapper 7

Monday 11 July 2011 5:29

lol I saw u in a porno yesterday that's funny does ur boyfriend support it?

mallypoo 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 11:12

what girl in blue

jillianmathers12 13

Friday 8 July 2011 5:54

He is such an ass!!!

AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12

Friday 8 July 2011 5:54

Well obviously her ghost is haunting him :O

bailey80 3

Friday 8 July 2011 5:54

oh boys. sorry to say but he prob loves your mom more than you

da_cookie_monsta 1

Friday 8 July 2011 13:30

Yeah, because that makes total sense... He loves ops dead mom, so of course he would dump the op.

marchelle001 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:55

Be glad you found out how much of an ass he is now. ( :

txgirl2013 14

Friday 8 July 2011 5:55

Wow that's a very lame excuse..I'm sorry OP

BeatlesObsessed 12

Friday 8 July 2011 5:57

I hope your mom haunts him for being such an inconsiderate liar.

purplegirl7 0

Friday 8 July 2011 5:57

um well he's right how would you like to have that haunting feeling that you know that your girlfriends dead mom didn't like you?

dakotasgirl00 2

Friday 8 July 2011 6:11

The op is a male.

daminantion 14

Friday 8 July 2011 15:03

durr da durrr

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