Do not let the creatures breed if it does kill it before it lays eggs

I looked at your picture and dayum! You can beat my ass anytime -- as long as you focus your energy on my ass. Leave my face alone, please. By the way, it's really hard getting an FML published. I've submitted them under a different name and they always get rejected.

You're too hot to need permission!!!

Lol perdix. Yea and I have perfect grammar, I thought for sure that would get them published, right?? Nope.

Of course, mine are mostly fake, but I've even tried some real ones, too, and they've all been rejected. I'd tell you some, but the comments would get moderated for trying to sneak in a rejected story. My grammar and spelling are impeccable.

They don't

From girls nonetheless. Smh

I am sure you mean douche.

Or whoosh, as in the last remaining bit of respect he had from his girlfriend went *whoosh* out the window.