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Ugh, what an asshole. You're there making out with him, and all he wants is a blow job. Just say "sure honey, why don't we make it a 69, so I get mine too?" Everyone wins!

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apparantly women don't understand the concept of " blue balls" . if you're gonna make out with the guy at least help him out. he's right, it ain't gonna suck itself :p

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If I was OP I would have said: "You're right, honey, you may start immediately with eating me out if you're so impatient!" Or I would have laughed and opened his pants. As long as he does something in return, this isn't a FML neither a YDI.

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Marlyn Manson had a couple of his ribs removed if I am correct so he would be able to bend down and give himself a blowjob. I think thats what the boyfriend should do :)

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