Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished,...

By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By belljars - 18/04/2014 02:27 - United States - Riverside

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By crybaby - 01/02/2012 08:19 - United States

Today, it was my first time having sex with this guy. After a few second he stops, sits in the corner of his room buff-naked, with his knees up and his hands on his face. He then pouts and claims it was his worst performance ever. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2010 16:09 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and after 10 seconds he gave up and said "This is more tiring than I expected". FML

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By Cleanfreak? - 25/06/2017 00:00 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, I got into an argument, followed by the silent treatment from my boyfriend, because I told him that he should change his underwear daily. FML

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By hannieannie - 09/02/2016 21:51 - United Kingdom - Oxford

Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML

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By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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daniisme 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:07

deuche much?

lynsieloowho 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:08

wow. kick him in the nards

Comments

NeonBunBun 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:21

I'd have to agree. ydi for dating a child, you pedobear. lol

TheTrollinator 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:28

I think you should consider a new boyfriend, they aren't just for sex...

rache8bab 1

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:01

they're not just for sex?!?!? y didn't someone tell me that before?!? bahahahah

Brontesky91 0

Friday 12 March 2010 5:59

I know right i thought thats all they new how to do right!!!!?

snickerdoodlesfa 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:32

snickers ftw go get a man who knows how to cook. that way next time you can take your own pants off.

Niki_luv 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:32

that's just funny! he demanded to dress him!

makeba 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:36

I wonder what you did to the poor guy. I'm sure YDI. We're talking about a man complaining about sex for god's sake.

withered 30

Monday 4 July 2016 10:42

So what if he's a man complaining about sex? I've heard men that are horrible in bed complain about sex while they themselves were the problem?

firedraik 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:37

He's not worth your time. Drop him and get a real man. Sex is a two way street.

UK_fml 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 16:39

would you like to show me your way?

Gstone5 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:47

are you dating a 5 year old or what? just dump him for being ******* inmature

imaweener 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:52

Get back at him. Tie him up, blindfold him, and bring in a transvestite to give what he deserves.

xxdakotaxx 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 11:13

Ftw

_Damien_ 0

Thursday 11 March 2010 9:54

obviously she has problems finding a real man. Snickerdoodles you make it seem like it's easy finding the the right person. Oh well her bf sucks it's not her first and it won't be her last.