Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, very loudly. My dad... - FML

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By Ashamed - 17/01/2017 06:57

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, very loudly. My dad hadn't told us he was coming over so, of course we were not listening for his truck. We didn't know he was there until we heard him walk in the front door. It was too late, he heard everything, FML.

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