Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to... - FML

By TypeOhNegative - 23/10/2012 03:18 - United States - Las Vegas

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML

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TypeOhNegative 2

Sunday 4 November 2012 19:58

Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.

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christyxbee 15

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:00

You better red-neck-inized !

SpicyDuck 22

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:00

Perfectly good names, ruined!

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melij99 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:09

The subconscious is a wonderful thing.

SApprentice 34

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:11

That's disturbing. I truly hope he didn't know who that is, because if your boyfriend is calling you the name of a small obese child during sex then he might just have some serious issues.

cazbar 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:13

It's hunni boo boo kitty **** so least he left that out lol

prioo 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 10:30

Boo boo kitty *****

eggmarie 25

Tuesday 23 October 2012 15:31

What?

schalk 12

Tuesday 23 October 2012 20:24

I knew I wasn't the only Kevin Smith fan :)

TurtleSmile 14

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:24

I weep for humanity in these situations.

Schizomaniac 24

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:31

*Googles "Honey Boo Boo"* Shoot him.

Scarshadow101 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 3:43

Amen.

dohdohdoh 13

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:31

R u fat? Did it feel good child?

Rosicles 8

Tuesday 23 October 2012 11:29

What the ****?

RS808 6

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:51

That sucks, but honestly.. I couldn't help but laugh. Lol sorry.

drakeallday 3

Saturday 27 October 2012 7:28

my thoughts exactly haha

annie_nk 22

Tuesday 23 October 2012 9:58

Instant mood killer.

AsianAdvent 2

Tuesday 23 October 2012 10:06

I think OP's boyfriend is a pedo..

mauwsz 5

Tuesday 23 October 2012 10:19

Haha, it's common knowledge that a man's brain does not work at full power (if at all) during sex. Just don't ask him to do that!! XD

BlowinChronic 18

Tuesday 23 October 2012 13:02

Yeah because the blood runs to a different place, not your brain.

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