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HelloSirs
| 14
When they talked about this in Charmin commercials, I never believed them. Learn something new every day.
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ElatedEarthling
| 15
He was probably too wiped out to notice the extra toilet paper. I know it stinks, but it happens. Maybe next time you should just disregard it and stop being so anal.
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HelloSirs
| 14
When they talked about this in Charmin commercials, I never believed them. Learn something new every day.
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TylerBurden
| 21
Your boyfriend is a adorable bear. What's wrong with that? I thought girls love that.
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rogerdodgeroz
| 4
That's shit for op , think she learnt a lesson in bday hygiene hey
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Jessj958
| 19
Yes, commercials are always right, don't you know that? :)
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UsernameHere234
| 13
Woah woah wait charmin commercials contain sex?! I gotta start paying better attention to commercials apparently.
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oj101
| 33
That's why I use wet wipes. Toilet paper breaks, it's rough, leaves a smell behind, and doesn't clean as well as wipes do.
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outoftown
| 26
#107, Mama Bear was trying to be discrete. She was really talking to Papa Bear;)
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YepThatsMeee
| 23
#112 but at least it doesn't clog up the toilet all the time like you probably do
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Aloyese
| 11
Now we know.. Now we know..
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ROSI3TH3CAT
| 18
Well i WAS going to go have some chili.. But you know D:
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Marvin_Kay
| 10
Nobody asked
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Love_sosa
| 10
rim job
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LightningCactus
| 12
Pardon me, I don't believe such inappropriate language is necessary at this time. Try again later.
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ROSI3TH3CAT
| 18
Your right nobody asked..thank you for taking time out of your day to point that out :)
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venom1576
| 3
You're like 11 why are you on FML?
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LissaMccracken
| 23
That's an odd thing to say. O.o
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thrifting
| 18
Holy fivehead
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ElatedEarthling
| 15
At least he attempts to wipe, you gotta give him some credit. And some better toilet paper might be nice too.
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ICastillo
| 24
Maybe he was saving it for next time he runs out of TP. I hate it when I go take a dump and there is none left. It's like being stranded on a deserted island.
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ElatedEarthling
| 15
Or maybe he was stopping anal leakage. Either way, he should've removed it pre coital. Its like the equivalent of a guy going to finger a girl, then discovering she's been wearing a tampon. >_
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Jessj958
| 19
I hope most girls would be classy enough to say "Hey I'm wearing a tampon, don't go there" before it ever got to that point.
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RedPillSucks
| 30
In the heat of the moment, somethings are left unsaid.
"I'm on my period", "I'm not on the pill", "I'm using a tampon", "My husband is in the next room"
are just a few.
"I'm on my period", "I'm not on the pill", "I'm using a tampon", "My husband is in the next room"
are just a few.
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HairyPunisher
| 27
3, I don't think the quality of the toilet paper is responsible for a "clump" being there. That's simply hygienic negligence on OP's boyfriend's part.
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XDsmileyDX_fml
| 24
I bet that killed the mood real fast...
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TheOneTC
| 8
You don't say
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HelloSirs
| 14
Definitely not, nothing turns me on more than a girl wrapped in toilet paper.
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amandarrr
| 3
I like your shirt :3
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jjessen
| 20
18- come on dude, what the hell is up with that? If you gonna have a fetish, make it a good one, like a girl wrapped on used toilet paper, none of that new shit
:)
:)
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XDsmileyDX_fml
| 24
Got it in Key West, Florida! :3 Unfortunately my dog scratched part of the face off so now it looks dumb. :(
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TheAbstract
| 14
Me Scratch-sta?
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HelloSirs
| 14
@49 it depends on the girl. If I want to just get a quick bang out of a woman, new toilet paper is fine, but if I want to make sweet love, used toilet paper is the most sensual of all.
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porcupineattack1
| 5
Insert pun about feces
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Pleonasm
| 31
"That's shitty" (Had to be done)
"This is a hole new level of disgusting"
"I was going to crack a joke about this, butt I don't want to be a basTurd."
"That"s not very Charmin' of him"
I'm on a toilet Roll
"This is a hole new level of disgusting"
"I was going to crack a joke about this, butt I don't want to be a basTurd."
"That"s not very Charmin' of him"
I'm on a toilet Roll
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Pleonasm
| 31
Then there's a farfetched one:
There was a porn like that that I wanted to watch, but it was Pa-Per-Poo.
There was a porn like that that I wanted to watch, but it was Pa-Per-Poo.
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porcupineattack1
| 5
^precisely
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RedPillSucks
| 30
The toilet paper had her rapt.
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ChaoticBacon
| 6
You'd think after grabbing the toilet paper, nothing would be inserted.
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CaptainSaveAHoe
| 11
the comments after pleonasm are shit.
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DracoSpirita
| 21
Including yours, 102?
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CaptainSaveAHoe
| 11
yes including mine, and yours now too.
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ManInTheMachine
| 19
He strategically placed it there for this very moment. What a clever idea!
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padlarf
| 14
Bet you weren't looking to get THAT intimate...
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slappygecko
| 21
DO HE GOT THE BOOTY
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ItsAUnicorn
| 27
HE DOOOOOOO
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mountainmanneil
| 7
sexy time over
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ElatedEarthling
| 15
He was probably too wiped out to notice the extra toilet paper. I know it stinks, but it happens. Maybe next time you should just disregard it and stop being so anal.
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simoncat
| 11
Touché. (Pronounced "tushy")
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kevsandy303
| 12
I say toosh
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Clioo_fml
| 17
68, I'm pretty sure it's pronounced toushay? I could be wrong...
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SApprentice
| 33
74- It is, but 68 meant that as a joke. You know, "tushy", as in "butt", in a response to 11's series of puns.
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PandaKitteh
| 20
I agree. As we all know, shit happens.
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jnazzty
| 4
That is so trifling
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VIPwhenever
| 15
It's pronounced toosh but people usually say toushay.
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Dthnte
| 15
No - the accent on the E makes it an ay sound. It's tooshay. Except in this case where a pun was intended :P
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happyperson1234
| 7
Gross
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