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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate for the first time. He was sucking on my boob, everything was going good. He suddenly stopped and started choking really bad. He thought milk was coming out. Turns out, it was just his gum. The moment was ruined. FML

By me - / Tuesday 5 January 2010 16:22 / United States
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By  perdix  |  29

He thinks that breast milk has a consistency and texture similar to chewing gum? Your boyfriend is an idiot, and I suspect you are not very far up the food chain from him.

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By  razorp  |  0

first , suck his dick

By  perdix  |  29

He thinks that breast milk has a consistency and texture similar to chewing gum? Your boyfriend is an idiot, and I suspect you are not very far up the food chain from him.

By  kirakira333  |  0

you did that the first time you got intimate with your boyfriend? how did you get him to agree to that? it sounds like it was his first time getting intimate with anyone. lmfao

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