Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were doing 69 in the back of the car...

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By Taylor - 08/03/2016 03:51 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boyfriend and I were doing 69 in the back of the car parked in a dark street. Not long after a cop knocked and asked us to leave. He came back and added I probably wouldn't have seen you if the headlights were off. Fml.

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