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By friskeywhiskey95 - 20/04/2016 00:41 - Canada - Belwood
Today, my boyfriend and I made jalapeños stuffed with cream cheese. Afterwards we were laying on the couch watching TV and he started to finger me. He forgot to wash his hands. My insides are now burning. FML