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By meeee - / Thursday 21 March 2013 10:01 / United States
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  RedPillSucks  |  30

I write "slippery when wet" on my knob. Actually, it's more like a club than a knob.....

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  abu4u  |  26

OP is a very bad girlfriend. Here was I thinking women love chocolate!

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  Bakarra  |  22

Ah 97 I can see it now...OP walks into the room and notices her boyfriend has this stupid ass giggly look on his face and he motions to the other side of the room where there's a doorknob covered in icecream toppings

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  KingDead  |  18

-thumbs down- 141 hahah.. I always get negative votes because people don't see the views in my humour.. [or way of being, to be completely off topic] So, it's refreshing sometimes!

By  XxQueenofPuppets  |  10

Everything is better with chocolate! At least he was being considerate

By  icepick23  |  12

You are so mean! People who are selfish in bed disgust me.

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  Pleonasm  |  31

What is your big deal? So she has to comply to his every whim? It doesn't work like that. Relationships are compromises and they're a balance of two people. It can't just be, "I wan't you to suck this chocolate syrup off me now. Do it aready!" No.

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  taylor714  |  7

let me guess you one of those guys that say i want a blow job but doesnt returne the favore

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  bamagrl410  |  31

3 - If by selfish you mean someone who doesn't do everything you want when you want it, then you'll be sorely disappointed when you enter the real world. Just because OP didn't comply this time doesn't mean she hasn't in other ways. And who knows, maybe the boyfriend is the selfish one. But I don't think there's enough info here for you to make a judgement like that.

By  Pleonasm  |  31

So did he waltz out of the house with chocolate syrup still on his knob then? Ahaha I've heard of dick cheese but not dick syrup. What next, dick noodles? Oh no... what have I done.

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  RedPillSucks  |  30

Damn you Pleo.... Now I'm sitting here thinking of the guy running of with syrup on his knob. Sigh... Now I question my sexuality. Where's my mother-in-law shrink.

By  ahc123  |  4

Hahaha!!!! but seriously, FYL Op!!

By  Reaper1984  |  13

That brings a whole new meaning to sexually frustrated

By  oddball1972  |  10

Why the hell wouldn't you lick it off ??

By  fordneagles  |  34

Why not?

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  ArcheryCole99  |  12

Oh, I don't know. Why don't you ask and find out?

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