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I wonder if he planned his cheating schedule around what you ate for dinner. "Well, it's garlic breath on Wednesdays so that's when I sleep with Susan. Tuesdays and Fridays are fish nights. I bang Charlotte on fish nights."

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I wonder if he planned his cheating schedule around what you ate for dinner. "Well, it's garlic breath on Wednesdays so that's when I sleep with Susan. Tuesdays and Fridays are fish nights. I bang Charlotte on fish nights."

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Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.

You really should have broken up with him the first time he cheated on you, no should have to put up with that shit.

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