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By cannotexplain - / Tuesday 4 October 2016 14:43 / Australia
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By  Baustigt  |  40

I wonder if he planned his cheating schedule around what you ate for dinner. "Well, it's garlic breath on Wednesdays so that's when I sleep with Susan. Tuesdays and Fridays are fish nights. I bang Charlotte on fish nights."

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By  Baustigt  |  40

I wonder if he planned his cheating schedule around what you ate for dinner. "Well, it's garlic breath on Wednesdays so that's when I sleep with Susan. Tuesdays and Fridays are fish nights. I bang Charlotte on fish nights."

By  RichardPencil  |  22

Twice? If you had skunky breath, he probably strayed into the arms of a fresh-mouthed women more often.

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  LyricaSilvan  |  29

Yes, because bad breath is totally a valid reason to cheat on someone. Please never date anyone, #3. If they wake up with bed hair you might kill them, if your sense of justification is that messed up. God forbid humans occasionally be messy or have odors.

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