Love and Kids: Today, my boyfriend accused me of ruining his life by getting... - FML

By WhatAKeeper - 02/05/2018 15:00 - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend accused me of ruining his life by getting pregnant. Apparently, the "love of his life" has now left him, and it's all my fault. I thought we were monogamous. FML

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LycaonVI 6

Wednesday 2 May 2018 17:04

what a shame. sorry to hear that OP. My advice to you is to give yourself some alone time. figure out If you want to have the baby or not (not a easy decision) whatever is best for you. If you do keep it you need to talk to your bf your intentions and if he doesn't imply then you have to get child support. As far as your relationship move on because you deserve someone better than him. It sucks but you have to do what's best for your you and your child.

Rabite 28

Wednesday 2 May 2018 21:28

Maybe he shouldn't cheat on the love of his life to begin with?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Friday 4 May 2018 3:52

I'm wondering if you guys discussed having kids or if this was an accident. If it's the latter, did you not use birth control? If it's the former, what a dick move on his part if you were both trying for a kid.

Rabite 28

Saturday 5 May 2018 12:39

Maybe look up what "accident" means.

Ulla 4

Sunday 6 May 2018 21:27

er du ok?

Brandon Jennings 7

Monday 14 May 2018 13:23

wtf?

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