Health: Today, My boyfriend accused me of giving him Gingivitis, Because... - FML

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By Dental care - 12/05/2016 12:12 - Canada - Richmond Hill

Today, My boyfriend accused me of giving him Gingivitis, Because apparently it's contagious, FML

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walkinggirl1417 3

Friday 13 May 2016 3:54

Uhm. Gingivitis is actually contagious.. So that's very possible you gave it to him. Sorry

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walkinggirl1417 3

Friday 13 May 2016 3:54

Uhm. Gingivitis is actually contagious.. So that's very possible you gave it to him. Sorry

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