Work: Today, my boss told me to take a work vehicle to get an oil change... - FML

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By Taylor - 08/02/2016 16:28 - United States

Today, my boss told me to take a work vehicle to get an oil change and tire rotation. On the way to the shop it overheated. My boss is furious with me stating "that truck worked fine the last five years and suddenly when you drive, it breaks down" the truck has almost 400,000 miles on it FML.

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