Work: Today, my boss told me that he's going to switch my days off...

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By uhmhaicats - 20/03/2016 01:46 - United States

Today, my boss told me that he's going to switch my days off to where they are randomly placed throughout the week. I asked him why and he told me, "Because that's what you get for trying to plan ahead." Started laughing and walked away. fml.

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