Work: Today my boss told me if I mess up at work again I'm fired. I...

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2016 23:50 - Japan

Today my boss told me if I mess up at work again I'm fired. I have the highest score on evaluations, exams, and inspections of anyone in my office including him. My crime? My sock was inside out and Therefor I did not meet the employ dress code. FML

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