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By I didn't wipe it - 22/04/2016 17:05 - United States - Austin
Today, my boss threatened to fire me for defacing my work station. When asked why, he grabbed my pinkie and said, "do not use these to suck intelligence out of your brain." I'm guessing he saw me picking my nose earlier. FML