By last literate - 27/10/2011 16:15 - Canada

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
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Streeet_hayley 6

He wants to eat you...no mistake.

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cptmorgan6 8

Have both ready just in case. You never know...

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lexex1 4

Is your boss from Kentucky?

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PolkaButtons 0

Asshole. I'm from Kentucky.

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Lidiya8lml 0

Reminds me of the movie Devils wear prada

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Joey44 15

I think you should give him the letter of resignation AND the barbecue sauce, and tell him you're leaving to avoid being "fried". Btw, this fml is a work of genius, I genuinely laughed out loud.

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rattusrattus 18

I suggest writing a letter of resignation, putting it in a large envelope with a bottle of BBQ sauce, some breadcrumbs and a kebab skewer.

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Doortje 29

Oh no you didn't. Next comes the "I was joking, herp derp".

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eddyg94 11

OH MY GOD you are stupid.

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btbamfan75 0

is this guy serious? theres no way someone can be this daft.

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KiddNYC1O 20

50- Highly doubt it.

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bluebob13 10

They obviously meant to say FRIED in the post because that is what their boss said. Don't criticize someone when you don't know what you are talking about.

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Nuahavizu 17

I'm sorry, but i have to call Skitt's Law of the internet (...any post correcting an error in another post will contain at least one error itself" or, "The likelihood of an error in a post is directly proportional to the embarrassment it will cause the poster.) into effect and correct you. >.< *

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Doortje 29

Nah, that wasn't pen's fault, if you end a post with a > or < (and I think - too, but I'm not sure about that), it won't post. So you get this >. It's pretty annoying really.

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SkardeyKat 3

Um I think it's op's boss who can't spell....

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kewlkate 9

He obviously can unlike his boss. If you kept reading you may have got it, but maybe you wouldn't have because you seem unable to read.

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loveanthony645 5

And you obvioisly ruined the fun of it.

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2ndSucks 15

Just bring him the email, letter of resignation, and fried chicken Problem solved.

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