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By are you kidding me???? / Friday 20 July 2012 04:58 / United States - Chaplin
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Where the hell do you work, auschwitz?! This kind of shit doesn't happen in real life for these reasons. Also, for those who say you can be fired with or w/o any reason isn't entirely true UNLESS it is a matter of downsizing or the position being eliminated. Reason being that a reason must be given to the state when going for unemployment, at which point it would be investigated if your boss told them "was looking on their phone during lunch". Know your rights and get this taken are of, or stop making shit up for Internet sites.

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  zandalee  |  19

Music should be a medley of Abba, Enya, Byork, Kate Bush & Bay City Rollers. Food should be, all green lollies (noone likes them) a chocolate fountain with a touch of wee, & a two day old loaf of bread. Decorations, Justin Beaber posters. That will fix him!

By  zandalee  |  19

Not to mention it was in your lunch hour... Wait... You sure he wasn't looking for an excuse to fire you?

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I feel like it would be totally epic for you to just show up at the surprise party, hand him a printout of your internet history from planning the party, and say, "Happy Birthday, asshole" then dramatically walk out. You probably don't want to work someone like that anyway. Sorry, OP.

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