Intimacy: Today, my boss fired me due to the financial crysis. When I came...

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2016 17:12

Today, my boss fired me due to the financial crysis. When I came back to my desk, there was a post it, saying "Today, I've been fired. FML" and "300 FYL" and "99999999 YDI". Guess, someone has been waiting for this to happen. FML.

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k_cummins 21

Friday 5 August 2016 6:10

If someone felt that strongly that you deserved it, are you sure that you were fired over the financial crisis?

Unlucky1232 20

Friday 5 August 2016 2:43

100,000,000 YDI because.... um.... yeah i just wanted to feel involved sorry

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Unlucky1232 20

Friday 5 August 2016 2:43

100,000,000 YDI because.... um.... yeah i just wanted to feel involved sorry

k_cummins 21

Friday 5 August 2016 6:10

If someone felt that strongly that you deserved it, are you sure that you were fired over the financial crisis?

r83839 22

Sunday 7 August 2016 21:35

Do you tend to go on FML during work? Not that I blame you, but you were probably fired for slacking off.

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