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By Anonymous - 24/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, my boss contacted me to come in for a quick meeting. I drove 30 minutes to get to work only to find out she was firing me and wanted my key card back. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 14:00

Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I got fired from my first-ever job. Via text. I hadn't even started the first day but I'm expected to drive an hour and a half to my now ex-boss's house to return the key. FML

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By jobless - 10/04/2015 06:28 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML

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By probablyfired - 25/07/2019 02:01

Today, I was running late for work. I was trying to find my car keys, then realized I'd left them in my boyfriend's car. My phone charger was locked in my car, and my phone was dead. I couldn’t get hold of my boss and explain what had happened. I’m fired, aren’t I? FML

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You deserved it 590

By idiot - 09/07/2012 21:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2017 02:00

Today, I woke up, got dressed, drove for an hour, just to find out that I was fired. This is the closest job near me. FML

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You deserved it 396

By WrongPlaceWrongTime - 25/06/2016 18:51 - France

Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML

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You deserved it 821

By piece of crap car - 04/01/2017 06:27 - United States - Portland

Today, I was supposed to start my first day of work at my dream job. However, my car had other plans and refused to start. When I called my boss to tell him I was going to be late, he told me not to come in at all and fired me on the spot. FML

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You deserved it 1 045

By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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You deserved it 35 782

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2020 02:02

Today, I couldn't enter my workplace because I haven't gotten the new keycard yet. I ended up having to wait outside for close to an hour. FML

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You deserved it 139

ihatecake 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 8:33

yay for people who dont explain crap

L3Paparazzo 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 8:35

Firing someone on the phone is just to harsh :P

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AaronTkr 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:04

dude, she's wearing a pikachu shirt. don't argue with her.

13yearoldboy 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:12

I forgive you . I am sorry for being harsh

13yearoldboy 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:14

why r all my comments bein deleted ! argh

peipeiwang0607 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:17

your boss is a SB

HippoCampus 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:17

Apology accepted, 13yearoldboy. I'm also correcting my fail from earlier. Was=Wasn't*

13yearoldboy 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:17

holy shit they killed Kenny!

13yearoldboy 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:19

ya I figured it was a typo

pinkspaceboundro 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:25

wow, I would have said, oops- left it at home.

HippoCampus 7

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:25

That was a prime example of what working a full-time job and taking 15 credits during the summer will do to your brain.

some1azn 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 9:29

"You...you're firing me??" Boss - "Should've seen the other guy" ^~^

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