Work: Today, my boss called me stupid in front of a customer... it's...

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2016 16:39 - United States - Arlington

Today, my boss called me stupid in front of a customer... it's my first day working there... FML.

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Elgrin 15

Wednesday 6 July 2016 6:52

Take it up with HR immediately. That's extremely unprofessional and and verbally abusive.

RosaMaravillosa 10

Wednesday 6 July 2016 20:12

and if you can afford it, get another job. If this is only day one.. .

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Elgrin 15

Wednesday 6 July 2016 6:52

Take it up with HR immediately. That's extremely unprofessional and and verbally abusive.

RosaMaravillosa 10

Wednesday 6 July 2016 20:12

and if you can afford it, get another job. If this is only day one.. .

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