Work: Today, my boss asked me to do a special job. She asked me to... - FML

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By papiyespls - 07/07/2016 16:42 - United States - Naperville

Today, my boss asked me to do a special job. She asked me to clean out the mini fridge we have in the back room. After I emptied the fridge she asked me to fill it with the 5 bottles of wine she plans on drinking with my other coworkers on the way to the club after work. FML

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tequiladianna 8

Friday 8 July 2016 5:59

That is totally ridiculous and a perfect example of a lack of professionalism. If you can report it to corporate, please do because usually workplace and alcohol doesn't mix. That has got to be against some rules.

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tequiladianna 8

Friday 8 July 2016 5:59

That is totally ridiculous and a perfect example of a lack of professionalism. If you can report it to corporate, please do because usually workplace and alcohol doesn't mix. That has got to be against some rules.

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