Painful, Bikes and Health: Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst...

By Tequila - 20/06/2011 16:12 - Netherlands

Today, my bike abruptly stopped working, torpedoing me headfirst into the sidewalk. I lay there in agony for a few minutes, and the only guy who saw it happen said, "Lucky you didn't get hurt!" FML

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By fuck right off - 04/04/2015 17:32 - United Kingdom - Coalville

Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML

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By ihpgolj - 18/06/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML

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By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 21:02 - Bulgaria - Batanovci

Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML

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By magicman - 04/07/2012 09:04 - United States

Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML

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By shifala - 22/01/2015 09:02 - Philippines - Caloocan

Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2012 02:35 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I fell off my boyfriend's motorcycle. I had a few scrapes and bruises, and my boyfriend called for an ambulance as a precaution. The paramedics managed to drop me on my head. FML

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By Shaun - 16/06/2009 02:13 - United States

Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML

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Funny how?

By funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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amerwin 3

Monday 20 June 2011 23:13

Is tequila your name or were you pedaling under the influence?

MrSassypants 32

Monday 20 June 2011 23:35

hopefully wearing your helmet. There I finished your sentence.

Comments

kingatowning 2

Monday 20 June 2011 23:20

i think he was talking to the bike

alex6946 10

Monday 20 June 2011 23:22

aww, poor you! D:

flockz 19

Monday 20 June 2011 23:23

ya it's great... unless it's on a bumpy dirt road....

Trupe 3

Monday 20 June 2011 23:23

Lucky you didn't get hurt!

melchibr_fml 0

Monday 20 June 2011 23:24

I just picked my ass, smelled it, and threw up

carlablob 0

Monday 20 June 2011 23:59

wtf?

pieintheface 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:20

how do you smell your own ass?

daisyloo 7

Tuesday 21 June 2011 0:50

Ewww, thanks for that information?

BobsUrAunty 2

Tuesday 21 June 2011 2:39

# 40 by picking his ass then smelling I'm assuming his finger lmao

ButtRaep 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 14:25

lol

Cauldroup 13

Sunday 29 May 2016 10:32

wtf

pieintheface 0

Monday 20 June 2011 23:25

He was talking to the sidewalk. duh.

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 20 June 2011 23:29

No, actually I long for the days when I am just riding my seatless unicycle along a bumpy dirt road.

mrbattleman 10

Monday 20 June 2011 23:30

abruptly? this isn't an essay for your english class, you could use regular people words

zowieandzander77 1

Monday 20 June 2011 23:55

so true and I highly doubt the bike "abruptly stopped working"-likely the chain broke or they hit a rock. Almost as annoying as the posts about an inanimate objects making decisions.. like " today my pen decided to explode in my mouth"... ugh