Love and Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job....

By disney_dick - 08/01/2018 00:00 - United States - Mims

Today, my boyfriend asked me to try humming during a blow job. He seemed to like it at first, but apparently, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" from Mulan wasn't a good choice. He still isn't speaking to me. FML

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You deserved it 2 030

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Same thing different taste

Hummmmm

By Anonymous - 28/08/2013 16:11 - United States - Spokane

Today, I went down on my boyfriend, and tried out a new trick I learned. I read in a magazine that if you hum while giving oral, it's supposed to feel good. My boyfriend started laughing and told me to stop after 30 seconds because I reminded him of his singing toothbrush. FML

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You deserved it 10 514

By Wawawiwa - 21/07/2010 23:44 - Namibia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing "In the jungle, the mighty jungle..." FML

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You deserved it 53 748

Hush

By sXeQueen - 13/03/2010 15:17 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 295

You deserved it 31 042

By Subliminal message - 19/01/2014 23:21 - Switzerland

Today, my boyfriend started whispering "blowjobbbb" into my ear while we were watching a movie. When I asked him what he was doing, he denied ever saying it and claimed it must have been a subliminal message in the movie. FML

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You deserved it 8 492

Acting is hard work

By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 920

You deserved it 300

Ouch

By Anonymous - 14/12/2011 23:12 - United States

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job. I thought it was going great and I was doing a good job, until he told me to "stop chomping on it like it's a hot dog." FML

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You deserved it 29 338

Noise annoys

By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 05:31 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML

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You deserved it 42 013

By Annoyed - 15/01/2017 18:00

Today, while giving my boyfriend what I thought was an amazing blow job, he asked me if I'd seen Kung Fu Panda 3 yet. FML

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You deserved it 1 713

By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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You deserved it 14 580

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML

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You deserved it 4 666

PhantomCrevan 8

Monday 18 December 2017 22:37

There could have been worse choices. Like "It's a Small World," or "Macarena."

Allie614032 34

Monday 8 January 2018 7:54

Oh, come on. He should be able to take a joke. At least he got a ******** out of it.

Comments

ThatGuy9679 13

Monday 8 January 2018 18:33

That's gold. Honor on you, honor on your cow

thatslifeiguess7 16

Monday 8 January 2018 23:22

Turn on Im turning Japanese and throw lotion at him

Rebecca Mack 7

Tuesday 9 January 2018 5:03

Just tell me you weren't watching mulan at the time...

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 9 January 2018 5:14

I laughed way too hard at this... Maybe a whole new world would have been better

Thundernutz 15

Tuesday 9 January 2018 20:00

Lol well to him you likely implying that he wasn't a "man" or "man enough" for you xD. I feel like there is more to this than you are saying.

CoyoteOldOne 17

Thursday 11 January 2018 6:11

I don't care if you were humming the theme to Sesame Street during a hummer. He got a ********. Next time he's giving himself a ********, he can pick the song.