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By Candace / Wednesday 27 January 2010 03:31 / United States
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By  cjammer  |  7

Your friends suck. That, in my opinion, is the FML. But, I don't know how you got the impression that "non-english speaking waiters knew" you were a loser. Did they come right out and tell you so? Or is it because they brought you free ice cream? A lot of restaurants give you a free dessert when it's your birthday, so that is probably why they gave you ice cream. You shouldn't think of it as a pity-treat. You need to build new friendships and re-build your self-esteem, because automatically assuming the waiters are thinking the worse kinda says you're not comfortable with yourself.

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  BritishHobo  |  7

I'm not sure if her best friend did. It's worded too confusingly. She says 'we' told the waiter, but then she gout brought free ice cream, and everyone knew she was a loser. If her friend had been there, she wouldn't have looked like a loser at all, it would just have looked like two friends having a meal. Though reading it through again, the free ice cream thing still makes sense. Just not the everyone thinking she was a loser part, unless the two of them were sat at a table for eighteen. *needs to stop overthinknig FML and get out more*

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  craigkid  |  7

she has friends asshole I'm one of them.... and Candace : I'm sorry I could not make it I had absolutly no way to get there. for the record.... she is an awsome person that everyone loves but ... it was unlucky:( but I love you!!!!!!

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  tdawgheath  |  7

I think the point was 18 were supposed to come and maybe only her friend was there. Maybe just family? It is worded a lil weird, but in either case, it's like 12 less than they claimed were supposed to be there, sounds really shitty to me.

By  kerrygirl  |  22

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By  cjammer  |  7

Your friends suck. That, in my opinion, is the FML. But, I don't know how you got the impression that "non-english speaking waiters knew" you were a loser. Did they come right out and tell you so? Or is it because they brought you free ice cream? A lot of restaurants give you a free dessert when it's your birthday, so that is probably why they gave you ice cream. You shouldn't think of it as a pity-treat. You need to build new friendships and re-build your self-esteem, because automatically assuming the waiters are thinking the worse kinda says you're not comfortable with yourself.

By  perdix  |  37

There are no language barriers in loser detection. If you heard the restaurant staff using the "perdedor," they're talking about you, baby. So why don't you kill me?

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  idkweird  |  37

Soy un perdedor...Im a loser, baby. So, why don't you kill me. Aaaah, the songs from my youth. Sorry for the interruption, you can now return to your normally scheduled comments.

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