Miscellaneous: Today, my anxiety is so bad it's causing my insomnia to act up... - FML

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By xmrshendersonxx - 03/03/2016 04:52 - United States - Houston

Today, my anxiety is so bad it's causing my insomnia to act up and I can't sleep more than 3 hours even though I'm extremely tired. Just as I was about to finally get some decent sleep, my roommate started blaring her shitty music at full volume. FML.

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