Kids: Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now... - FML

By Anonymous - 22/06/2009 13:32 - Singapore

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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By MsGlaDos - 12/06/2013 21:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I accidentally left some music playing on my iPad, then left to do some errands. When I came back, I found it smashed into a million pieces. Apparently, grandpa couldn't find any other way to "shut off that goddamn music." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/09/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I got a new computer because my old one crashed, deleting all music, photos, and documents. I still had all my music on my iPod though, and went to sync it to the new computer. By accident, my younger brother pulled the cord out before it was done, deleting all 3,000 songs forever. FML

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maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

Schumy0724 4

Monday 22 June 2009 23:04

How was no one watching him for that long that he could change the names of 400 songs

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grlwitperlEring 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

ok that sucks, but it's reallly really funny

maggie_gxx 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:05

oh man i love that song! ffjiel is the best. have u heard algfah9?

what_the_fail 0

Friday 22 January 2010 6:23

Win!

roguewave 1

Thursday 12 July 2012 8:28

Hahaha!!! You just made my night! (about three years later)

L4m3r 3

Monday 22 June 2009 23:06

YDI for letting a nine year-old mess with your computer unsupervised.

drakem 7

Wednesday 15 September 2010 7:20

Seriously? in this day and age people are gaming from as young as 7.

IAmTheCamel 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:06

Yeah. I have some by him too!

meeeep 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:07

yeah if you don't know the name by heart google the lyrics and then the song name will come up. that sucks though 'cause it's gonna take a lot of time :/ your nephew is very immature for a 9 year old, you should teach him a lesson.

Fredzter 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:16

Nooo, it is really easy. Would take like 10min.

Atropos_fml 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 0:39

No, it doesn't take very long at all. Just select the songs and change the info. Then all the songs will be the same name by the same artist. Just takes a few minutes for the changes to take place.

elsieenchanted 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:08

i love his songs! :D

xiloveyoux3 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:10

This is why you should always password lock your computer.

justaquietghost 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 23:53

exactly.

georgie2486 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:10

Pretty sure that would take like 4 hours.

mmmmeghan 0

Tuesday 23 June 2009 3:20

Command + A, command + I, blah blah song title, blah blah artist, hit enter, and done.

AshleyRose784 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:11

hahaha, that sucks

effmyyliifee 0

Monday 22 June 2009 23:12

#7 sounds pretty psycho to me. lol but that sucks man. better to get work on fixing your library...

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