By chickenshit4 - 15/05/2016 00:57 - United States - Pine Ridge

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Today, my 43 year old mother came home covered in hickeys. FML
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sayhisoph 26

I boxed off "glad it wasn't me" ... I really regret that. I wish it was me.

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ThrottleJockey 35

How do you think you were conceived? I'm sure there were a few hickies involved in that act.

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D_A_theApostle 2

she's 43 not dead. or was there some jealousy in that statement?

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oldie_goldie 13

This comment now has 43 thumbs up and it deserves more.

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Bugg27 15

At least you didn't walk in on her getting said hickeys.

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ulissey_fml 22

It's a darn good sign for your owwn future 40 something self; you'll thank your genes. (Or Eugene .Or whatever his name is )

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Onyx3288 22

Don't hate! Live and let live. I'm guessing your mom was pretty happy about it

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Talis99 26

So what? Is she married? None of your business. She's not dead.

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Solano2580 24

Why should it matter? She still has time to be in a relationship. If you don't want that then you need some help OP. If you are disgusted then just ignore it until you can move out.

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RedCronos 17

I guess age IS just a number.

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aldoshoes 4

Good for her! Actually I dunno, while I'm pleased she got laid (and being a bit more experienced you can expect it was probably awesome and wild as ****), if question what grown man or woman thinks hickeys are still an acceptable thing.

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