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By Fletch - 17/05/2016 13:04 - United States - Loganville

Today, my 4 year old son was listening to Tool on the radio with me on his way to his Christian preschool. When he ran into class, he very loudly told the teacher he loved 'the name of the song'. That song? Prison Sex. FML.

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RainCl0ud 22

Wednesday 18 May 2016 1:32

I would be proud. At least it wasn't Hooker With A Penis!

bluffablestew21 9

Wednesday 18 May 2016 4:44

I'm in agreement with #1. Pride is the only thing you should be feeling.

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RainCl0ud 22

Wednesday 18 May 2016 1:32

I would be proud. At least it wasn't Hooker With A Penis!

bluffablestew21 9

Wednesday 18 May 2016 4:44

I'm in agreement with #1. Pride is the only thing you should be feeling.

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