Kids: Today, my 3 year-old threw up all over the bathroom floor, gagging... - FML

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By Anonymous - 29/02/2016 08:54 - United States - Monroe

Today, my 3 year-old threw up all over the bathroom floor, gagging from the stench of his own diarrhea. FML

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